Five Acres with a View

Every once in a while I stumble across something on the Web that reminds me of something that I had completely forgotten, like these Betsy McCall Paper Dolls.

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I only spend five minutes making random clicks before using Google. (flowchart is courtesy of xkcd.)

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My Little Spock by ~Spippo on deviantART

xkcd – A Webcomic – Brakes

via Calculated Risk: Top 10 credit crunch jokes

How do you define optimism?

A banker who irons five shirts on a Sunday

Friday 13th not more unlucky, study shows.

Economist Jokes

A mathematician, an accountant and an economist apply for the same job.

The interviewer calls in the mathematician and asks “What do two plus two equal?” The mathematician replies “Four.” The interviewer asks “Four, exactly?” The mathematician looks at the interviewer incredulously and says “Yes, four, exactly.”

Then the interviewer calls in the accountant and asks the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The accountant says “On average, four – give or take ten percent, but on average, four.”

Then the interviewer calls in the economist and poses the same question “What do two plus two equal?” The economist gets up, locks the door, closes the shade, sits down next to the interviewer and says “What do you want it to equal?”

The economist got the job.

Having done my share of tech support, both formally and informally, I am afraid I can really relate to this video. (via Smart Bitches, Trashy Books.)