{"id":795,"date":"2004-07-01T10:21:10","date_gmt":"2004-07-01T15:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2004\/07\/01\/how-not-to-start-the-day\/"},"modified":"2004-07-01T10:24:31","modified_gmt":"2004-07-01T16:24:31","slug":"how-not-to-start-the-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2004\/07\/01\/how-not-to-start-the-day\/","title":{"rendered":"How NOT to start the day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I did something unprecedented yesterday evening:  I decided to take a nap at 6:30. I almost never take naps.  At 8:30, I woke up long enough to realize, &#8220;Good, Jack is feeding the horses.&#8221;  At 12:30, I woke and realized I was still dressed.  I took off my clothes, and went back to bed.  Finally, I woke up again about 4:30, feeling completely refreshed.  <\/p>\n<p>So this morning I decided to catch up  reading email and just relaxing.  I felt more cheerful than I had since discovering Lily&#8217;s injury because it had gone down so much when I removed the wrap yesterday. The vet was quite optimistic when she saw it before she put the gel cast on it.<\/p>\n<p>Then my neighbors called.  They could see a deer hung up in my fence.  Jack had just left for the office.  We agreed to meet at the deer in five minutes and see what we could do.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>The neighbors are sisters who live in the house west of us.  The deer, a young one, was caught on the chain between the west gate and the fence post.  I told them to lift the back end up while I lifted the front end, and then push. Somewhat to my surprise, it worked!  The deer bounded off and looked pretty sound despite a lot of abrasions.<\/p>\n<p>However, I then head a panicked deer caught in our horse field. The horses were excited as well.  I finally decided to feed the horses in the barn, and then lead them to the new field and shut them in.  I&#8217;ve opened the gates to the old field, which was a challenge because the west gate was locked, and it had been five years since it had been opened.  I couldn&#8217;t even find the key for quite a while, and went through every key stash in the house.  It took a liberal spray of WD40 before the key would work.<\/p>\n<p>Some weeks it is just one damn thing after another.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I did something unprecedented yesterday evening: I decided to take a nap at 6:30. I almost never take naps. At 8:30, I woke up long enough to realize, &#8220;Good, Jack is feeding the horses.&#8221; At 12:30, I woke and realized I was still dressed. I took off my clothes, and went back to bed. 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