{"id":5159,"date":"2012-02-21T16:25:12","date_gmt":"2012-02-21T22:25:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/?p=5159"},"modified":"2012-02-21T16:25:40","modified_gmt":"2012-02-21T22:25:40","slug":"backward-in-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2012\/02\/21\/backward-in-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Backward in Time"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/1017\/\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"People tell me I have too much time on my hands, but really the problem is that there's too much time, PERIOD.\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/02\/backward_in_time.png?resize=469%2C919\" alt=\"\" width=\"469\" height=\"919\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/xkcd.com\/1017\/\">xkcd: Backward in Time<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>xkcd: Backward in Time.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-whimsey"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Npw-1ld","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5159"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5207,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5159\/revisions\/5207"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}