{"id":2212,"date":"2009-02-02T11:06:27","date_gmt":"2009-02-02T17:06:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2009\/02\/02\/not-puppy-toys\/"},"modified":"2009-02-02T12:09:53","modified_gmt":"2009-02-02T18:09:53","slug":"not-puppy-toys","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2009\/02\/02\/not-puppy-toys\/","title":{"rendered":"(Not!) Puppy Toys"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I just found Orion chewing on the cover of one of those cute little mending kits&nbsp; high class hotels provide for their guests.&nbsp; Fortunately, I found the intact insides, complete with needle and thread, before I had a chance to panic.&nbsp; In other news, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2008\/09\/08\/sheila-3\/\">Sheila<\/a> is visiting for a week, and is <b>not amused<\/b> by the puppy.&nbsp; She has started to come around when the puppy is in his play-pen, probably because she became bored sulking downstairs.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I just found Orion chewing on the cover of one of those cute little mending kits&nbsp; high class hotels provide for their guests.&nbsp; Fortunately, I found the intact insides, complete with needle and thread, before I had a chance to panic.&nbsp; In other news, Sheila is visiting for a week, and is not amused by &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2009\/02\/02\/not-puppy-toys\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">(Not!) Puppy Toys<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[33,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2212","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats","category-dogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Npw-zG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2212"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2214,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2212\/revisions\/2214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2212"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2212"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2212"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}