{"id":1654,"date":"2007-07-18T08:04:37","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T13:04:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2007\/07\/18\/dalmatian-joke\/"},"modified":"2007-07-18T08:56:15","modified_gmt":"2007-07-18T13:56:15","slug":"dalmatian-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2007\/07\/18\/dalmatian-joke\/","title":{"rendered":"Dalmatian Humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I found this at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uglymailbox.com\/\">Ugly Mailbox.com<\/a>  <\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire engine with lights flashing and a wailing siren at full blast zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat next to the driver of the fire engine was a Dalmatian. The children, never having seen a dog in a fire engine before, started to discuss what the dog might be for.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153They use him to keep crowds back,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d said one youngster.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d said another, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just for good luck.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Several more ideas were put forward and an animated discussion soon ensued when a little girl who had sat quietly throughout the discussion and deep in thought finally brought the argument to a close\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153They use the dog,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said firmly, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153to find the fire hydrant.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I found this at Ugly Mailbox.com A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire engine with lights flashing and a wailing siren at full blast zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat next to the driver of the fire engine was a Dalmatian. The children, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2007\/07\/18\/dalmatian-joke\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Dalmatian Humor<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[39],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Npw-qG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}