{"id":1047,"date":"2005-03-10T12:07:45","date_gmt":"2005-03-10T19:07:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2005\/03\/10\/i-hate-crazy-glue\/"},"modified":"2005-03-10T12:08:30","modified_gmt":"2005-03-10T19:08:30","slug":"i-hate-crazy-glue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2005\/03\/10\/i-hate-crazy-glue\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate Crazy Glue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Since I am the Official Keeper of the Household Adhesives, I have a small stash of Crazy Glue in my office.  I seem to be Crazy Glue Challenged, so I rarely use it.  Jack doesn&#8217;t seem to have the problems that I do with it.  Each time I try to crazy glue something, I end up with it all over my fingers, and frequently without even having fixed the item that I was attempting to repair.<\/p>\n<p>This time, my goal was to stick a pin back to a pedometer since the clip had broken.  The contents of the tube exploded as I punched a hole in the end. (This may have been a result of the altitude.  A lot of things packaged at sea-level expand at 7200 feet.)  I frantically wiped the glue off the items on my desk with a paper towel, and transferred a great deal of it to my hands.  I then attempted to fix the pin back to the pedometer, and succeeded in gluing the item to the desktop instead.  At that point, I gave up, and went and sat in the corner.  I would have sucked on my thumb but it was covered with Crazy Glue.  <\/p>\n<p>I knew from past experience (lots) that Crazy Glue would wear off in a day or two, as the skin cells shed off my fingers, but decided to use Google and see if there was a quicker way to rid myself of it.  At  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.howtocleananything.com\/hca_tip_listingByCategory.asp?Category=HouseInterior&#038;SubCategory=Utility\/Basement\">How to Clean Anything,<\/a> I learned that Crazy Glue can be removed by finger nail polish remover or acetone, its active ingredient.  I keep acetone on hand to transfer laser jet printing for my eraser carving, and sure enough, it works like a charm to get rid of that unique dead skin feeling.<\/p>\n<p>I threw away the pedometer after I pried it off the desktop.  I can&#8217;t face taking its mangled little corpse back for a refund at this point.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Since I am the Official Keeper of the Household Adhesives, I have a small stash of Crazy Glue in my office. I seem to be Crazy Glue Challenged, so I rarely use it. Jack doesn&#8217;t seem to have the problems that I do with it. Each time I try to crazy glue something, I end &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/archives\/2005\/03\/10\/i-hate-crazy-glue\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I hate Crazy Glue<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1047","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-publicservice"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p4Npw-gT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1047"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1047\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1047"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1047"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.stardel.com\/fiveacres\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1047"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}